What’s the Name of the Space?

To the tune of The Name of the Game by ABBA

new lyrics by Syd Bauman
original lyrics spoof lyrics
Ive seen you twice, in a short time Roma is nice, useful and fast,
Only a week since we started But it’s a little confusing.
It seems to me, for every time One of the things, I cannot tell,
Im getting more open-hearted What is the name-space I’m using?
I was an impossible case I was an impossible case
No-one ever could reach me M-S Word it was for me
But I think I can see in your face But I think via your interface
Theres a lot you can teach me Theres a lot you can teach me
So I wanna know...... So I wanna know......
Whats the name of the game? What’s the name of the space?
Does it mean anything to you? Does it mean anything to you?
Whats the name of the game? What’s the name of the space?
Can you feel it the way I do? Is it only for stuff that’s new?
Tell me please, cause I have to know Tell me please, ’cause I want to know
Im a bashful child, beginning to grow I’m a humanist, computing to grow
And you make me talk And you give me div
And you make me feel And you get me code
And you make me show And you make me seg
What Im trying to conceal What I’m trying to encode
If I trust in you, would you let me down? If it’s D-T-Ds, could I validate?
Would you laugh at me, if I said I care for you? Would you give me some, if it’s documented well?
Could you feel the same way too? Could I get a Schema too?
I wanna know...... I wanna know......
The name of the game The name of the space
I have no friends, no-one to see I want to use, Relax N-G
And I am never invited With Schematron so ignited,
Now I am here, talking to you One document, it does it all,
No wonder I get excited No wonder I get excited
Your smile, and the sound of your voice But now I find that I sigh,
And the way you see through me ’Cause I need a new name space.
Got a feeling, you give me no choice Roma stating it’s a U-R-I,
But it means a lot to me But can it point to no place?
So I wanna know...... So I wanna know ...
Whats the name of the game? What’s the name of the space?
(your smile and the sound of your voice)
Does it mean anything to you?
(got a feeling you give me no choice)
(but it means a lot)
Whats the name of the game?
(your smile and the sound of your voice)
Can you feel it the way I do?
Tell me please, cause I have to know
Im a bashful child, beginning to grow
And you make me talk
And you make me feel
And you make me show
What Im trying to conceal
If I trust in you, would you let me down?
Would you laugh at me, if I said I care for you?
Could you feel the same way too?
I wanna know......
Oh yes I wanna know......
The name of the game
(I was an impossible case)
Does it mean anything to you?
(but I think I can see in your face)
(that it means a lot)
Whats the name of the game?
(your smile and the sound of your voice)
Can you feel it the way I do?
(got a feeling you give me no choice)
(but it means a lot)
Whats the name of the game?
(I was an impossible case)
Does it mean anything to you?
(but I think I can see in your face)
(that it means a lot)